Theatre Directors 5-Minute Joke T-Shirt IYKYK

You slip into this tee and suddenly you’re back in the dim wings, cue light still warm on your face, the stage manager whispering the five-minute call. It’s an in-joke shirt for anyone who lives for rehearsal room rhythms and opening-night adrenaline — the kind of piece that sparks a grin from fellow theatre people and starts a quiet conversation at curtain call. Lightweight and soft, it wears like a comfortable rehearsal staple: breathable for run-throughs, forgiving under costume layers, and honest enough for post-show coffee runs. The understated, slightly lived-in look (with natural color flecks available) gives it character without shouting. Wear it to rehearsals, strike calls, or when you want to carry a little backstage magic into everyday life.

🏷️ Gildan Softstyle® Product Features -

• Most Solid Colors: 
  • 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (4.5 oz/yd²)
• Other Fabric blends: 
  • Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; 
  • Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
• Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner look and reduced waste
• Durable printing methods: DTG for main print, DTF for sleeve and neck labels
• Pearlized tear-away label and shoulder tape for comfort and stability
• Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced US cotton; meets safety and EU warranty standards

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💧 Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold with similar colors
• Tumble dry low
• Iron/steam low heat inside out
• Do not bleach
• Do not dry clean

📦 Production & Shipping

• Production time: 1–3 business days
• Standard shipping: 2–4 business days after production

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• Slight color variations may occur due to screen differences. If something looks off, please reach out.
• Many shirt colors are pigment‑dyed, so small shade variations are normal.

⏎ Return Policy

• Because each item is made to order, all sales are final. 
• Please double‑check the size chart before purchasing.
• Refunds or replacements are offered only for damaged, defective, or incorrect items. If there’s an issue, contact me right away.
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